spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.